So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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