nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
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