I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
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your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
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we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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