think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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