: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Randomize
