You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
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This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
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After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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