i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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