I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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