How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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