Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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