is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
he shaved USA in his pubs
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
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He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
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Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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