totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
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If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
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When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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