You really coming over, don't trick.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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