thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
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Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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