Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I am naked and annoyed.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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