How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
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My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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