No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I wish you could order shots online.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
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So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
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I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
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