as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
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I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
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The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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