She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
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relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
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hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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