My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
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You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
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I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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