I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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