Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
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After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
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I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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