you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
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His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
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The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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