Its about making memories worth repressing
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
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I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I believe in your delicious
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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