Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
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Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
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Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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