I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
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Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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