Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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