when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
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He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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