Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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