did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
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Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
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I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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