Fine. I'll sleep in my office
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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