My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
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season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
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If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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