just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
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The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
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Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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