reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
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ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
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Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
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I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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