you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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