Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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