well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
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So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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