ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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