I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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