And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Randomize
