Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
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He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
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Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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