Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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