First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
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She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
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They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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