I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Boobs are out for the taking
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Randomize
