I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
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I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
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We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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