I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
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Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
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The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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