But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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