Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
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they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
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Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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