You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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