i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
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