I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
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Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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