please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
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Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
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I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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