By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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