how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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