Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
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Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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