I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
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I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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